January 2012
I love boners
so much
I could never be completely gay only like 80% gay
boners are so good
russiantrophywife:
oh my god i’m still in the last.fm witch house group how fucking embarrassing
hey brooklynites/nyers come to this tonight let's... →
yeah yay yaeh
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seagullsays asked: A, C, D, G, H, K, L, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, and Y, please.
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tremphantasma hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: oh my god you guys I have a job and it pays the rent
congrats! what do you do
sell wine/spirits with three other dudes in long island city!
oh my god you guys I have a job and it pays the...
oh my god
now I need an apartment
but I have a job A JOB@@!!!
got offered a 25k job today!
eating chocolate chips out of a bag!
I don’t even care that I obliterated my itouch today in the subway!
SMILEY FACE
bluecollarbreak asked: E I N M!!!!!!!!!!!!
tremphantasma asked: B, F, J, Z
treal shit, treal bithc (click here to ask me) →
dumpsterdoll:
A: Why my last relationship ended. B: Favorite band. C: Who I like and why I like them. D: Hardest thing I’ve ever been through. E: My best friend. F: My favorite movie. G: Sexual orientation. H: Do I smoke/drink? I: Have any tattoos or piercings? J: What I want to be when I get older. K: Relationship with my parents. L: One of my insecurities. M: Virgin or not? N:...
I think I received stigmata while riding the L train today
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whomadecookies hat auf dein Foto geantwortet: gin + watercolors = ?????
are you egon schiele y/n
I try really, really hard
velvetant hat auf dein Foto geantwortet: gin + watercolors = ?????
I think you have some serious talent. Imagine if you practiced this every day.
aw oh man steve
“‘Slut’ is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say ‘yes.’...”
– (via angels-and-angles)
there are cats fucking outside (in January??) and I’m drunk and it is the most terrifying thing in the world right now
Why is Bach boss?
leadingtone:
Suddenly I had to stop—I had screwed up a turn in the harmony and wasn’t moving toward the goal of G minor anymore. I had embarked upon a Neapolitan odyssey which was now gone quite awry.
“Why do you suppose,” my teacher asked, breaking the extremely uncomfortable silence, “that Bach can be so difficult to memorize?” We were working on the C minor keyboard partita, BWV 826.
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“It is a miracle I have lived this long without destroying a person.”
– Maurice Sendak
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"A Twenties Memory"
by Woody Allen, 1971
(i.e., I know this is late in the game, but why Midnight in Paris is a total hackneyed failure, beyond being yet another sexist frolic by a filmmaker who has run out of ideas)
I first came to Chicago in the early twenties, and that was to see a fight. Ernest Hemingway was with me and we both stayed at Jack Dempsey’s training camp. Hemingway had just finished two short...
"It's an abbreviation or, or or a Chinese name or...
my dad does not like playing words with friends with me
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